Looking for a little belated Halloween fun? Do you like SLIME? This week’s Functioning Friday is all about a fish so grotesque that some refer to it as the “slime eel”. Not quite a proper eel and arguably called “fish”, the Hagfish has an amazing talent for defense. When threatened this primitive wiggler unleashes massive amounts of [...]
So I ran into a few videos that gave me a glimpse into what my life would be like if I lived in a City and had no access to “fishable” water. I mean to what lengths would I go to feed my fishing addiction? Would I put countless miles on my car multiple times [...]
Fall is in full swing in Southeastern PA. The leaves are starting to turn, water temperatures are dropping, and lately it seems the bugs are growing in size… but before we get to that, have you ever seen one of these? Looks like a sh… show on wheels to me! If I can’t get a [...]
While we tend to keep things light and fun on Functioning Friday, today we are going to talk about being S.A.D. Seasonal affective disorder is defined (by The Functioning Fishaholics) as the feeling you get during the cold and dark months when you are just pissed off at the world, angry, sad, and depressed because [...]
Functioning Friday is all about fun. What could be more fun that a beautiful HUGE Brown Trout crushing a poor defenseless mouse on the surface of the water? Maybe you’ve already seen Once In a Blue Moon and the amazing footage of what happens when Trout decide they want mice for dinner. For those who haven’t seen [...]
Welcome to episode 2 of Functioning Friday! Cause it’s Friday night and if you are here, you’ll probably read anything… Time for some random tidbits… This week’s edition centers around a failed attempt at knocking a dog into the water. Don’t try this at home Not too much tonight since I’m working on a few larger [...]
Are you ready for something new? Welcome to Functioning Friday, our first attempt at a weekly (or perhaps monthly) post/feature. Friday nights are always dead traffic wise, so it’s as good a time as any for some bad content. Someone has to show the boring, weird, and pointless underbelly of the fishing world… So here we [...]
